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« on: August 18, 2010, 11:13:45 AM »
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1. Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.

                      ~Grantland Rice

2. Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past  five.

                    ~John Updike
 

3. It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.

                      ~Robert Lynd

4. If profanity had any influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.

                      ~Horace G. Hutchinson

5. They say golf is like life, but don't believe them.  Golf is more complicated than that.

                     ~ Gardner   Dickinson

6. If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork as poorly as they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

                      ~Sam Snead

7 Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

                    ~William Wordsworth

8. If you drink, don't drive.  Don't even putt.

                      ~Dean Martin

9. If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down  the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up.

                     ~Tommy Bolt

10. Man blames fate for all other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a  hole-in-one.

                      ~Bishop Sheen

11. I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

                     ~ Arnold  Palmer

12. My handicap?  Woods and irons.

                     ~Chris Codiroli

13. The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flag stick on top.

                      ~Pete Dye

14. I'm hitting the woods just great, but having a terrible time getting out of them!

                      ~Buddy Hackett

15. The only time my prayers are never answered is playing golf.

                      ~Billy Graham

16. If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf  ball.

                      ~Jack Lemmon


 

17. It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

                     ~Mark Twain

18. Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

                     ~Harry Vardon

19. Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at either of  them.

                     ~Raymond Willis

20. May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters or small round sandy regions.

                      ~Ben Hogan

21. If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook.  If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.

                      ~All Us Hackers

22. The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

                      ~George Deukmejian

AND  FINALLY................

23. Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a  bagpipe.

                      ~Lee Trevino

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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2010, 12:16:09 PM »
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Ah yes, 80 percent of max. power of 'the swing' works like a dream. Yes Linda, only The Pro's can go gunning for max distance at 120 plus swing speed.  We'll have to stay at 90 mph and hit the fairways.

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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2010, 05:19:28 PM »
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Love the name docrock!!!      Fairways & Greens,  Linda
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